How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture