How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.