How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.