How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.