What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy