What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

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What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D