What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Fluffy Jokes More Fluffy Jokes

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy