What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Fluffy Jokes More Fluffy Jokes

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy