What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.