What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.