What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.