What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.