What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.