What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.