True Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !