True Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree