True Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride