What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Wai Tu Yung

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.