Paul Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos