Paul Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.