Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.