Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.