Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.