What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.