What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.