What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)