What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN