Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Because of all the cheetahs

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

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you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.