Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.