Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.