Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.