Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Because they always wish for the green card