Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.