What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.