A shot in the dark.
A LED Zeppelin
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
None. They just shoot the room for being black.
Missouri.
Too Mennonite
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
The crime rate.