What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.