How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.