How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.