How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.