How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.