How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!