How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card