One, but he wishes it was two.
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
None. They like it on the dark side.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
You fed-a-genie!