Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Bastille Jokes More Bastille Jokes

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)