Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)