Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.