Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.