Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)