Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)