Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.