Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.