Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Previous Random Joke Next
French Jokes More French Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Euro Disney Jokes More Euro Disney Jokes

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.