Firework Jokes

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.