What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.