Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.