Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !