Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"