Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.