Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.