Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !