Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!