Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!