What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old