Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.