Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Morty Jokes More Morty Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering