What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato