What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!