What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.