Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.