Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

You might also enjoy:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.