What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!