What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.