What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!