What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.