What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"