What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !