What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.