What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden