What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

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To get to the Otherside.

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Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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That's check, mate."

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Because a house can't jump.

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Help! My pocket's been picked!

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A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Big holes in your garden