What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.