What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: