What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me