What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.