What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict