You have to chew before you swallow!
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If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
They both swallow seamen.
A swallow
To make them happy before they die.
She swallowed the yellow prick's load.
They'll always swallow
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Reality. I'll show myself out now...
Swallow the leader.
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They always swallow.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
He couldn't swallow his pride.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
She won't swallow
Reality
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.
Abandonment.
Because it's waaay easier to swallow
Spiiting and swallowing.
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Swallow his pride.
They can't swallow their pride.
Abominable.
So he could wake up inside.
A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
He had to swallow his pride!
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
It bucked!
He got atomic ache.
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Because he finally swallowed his pride
A: Swallow the leader.
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"
She won't swallow.
So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.
The Swallow.
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
There was some money in the kitty !
Politics
They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
She swallowed
A firm grip on the back of her head.
He found time-consuming.
Your mum doesn't starlings.
Three swallows !
Run around until you get pooped out. :)
A swallow.
Just add water.
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
A submarine
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
A liar.
have a successful dentistry practise.
2 Na
Edam.
Well an erection of course.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit
A cud thud!
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
Stop "Russian"
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
