What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!