What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.