What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride