How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora