That's not funny..."
5,6,7,8.
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
Brexit has actually affected society.
Lamp post
They're antisocial lights.