How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb?

Feminists can't change anything.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora