What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.