What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Junk mail

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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The Lamp Post.

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