What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.