Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What do women want?

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The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

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The Tie of the Igor.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !