Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What is censorship?

removed

Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Shear Jokes More Shear Jokes

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.