Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Vowel Jokes More Vowel Jokes

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce