Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal