Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.