Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.