Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.