Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.