Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
In a riverbank :D
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(