Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(