Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(