Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
A tearjerker
Because he was baroque.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
Because other people took the bait.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(