Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

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How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.