Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(