What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.