What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.