What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking