What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking