What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking