What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking