What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking