What starts with r and ends with d?

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.