What starts with r and ends with d?

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.