How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.