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Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Curious United

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Why did the fish cross the ocean?