What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

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Because he stays low key

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.