What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Bison

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Chicks are for kids!

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

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Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.