What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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ABCD

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She's a transparent.

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Turned down 4 watt

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Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.