Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Restaurants have better servers.
The Welsh don't know yet either.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
They exorcise.
Because they were both too Shellfish.
I want a divorce
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
