What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.