Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
The pencil has a point
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Who knows, they never get the house.
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"
A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.