Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.