Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !