When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.