When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.