How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back