How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.