How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!