How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed