How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.