How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Oj Jokes More Oj Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice