How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

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What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.