How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.