How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike