How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.