How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...