What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!