What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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At the BAAAAH

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They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Addercadabra and abradacobra !

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !