What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.