Sleep in the wardrobe.
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
The black person.
Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
They're used to disappointment.
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
A viper !
panic
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Narnia business.
