What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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He has a big E on his pajamas.

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They admit de feet.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.