Wardrobe Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!