What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."