Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.