Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes?

Because jokes are the white man's burden."

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!