Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

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Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!