Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.