Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

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See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus