Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

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What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.