Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

God Jokes More God Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.