Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
ESPOL
Cross-Country
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
A car thief who can't drive
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
They ran out of juice!
She was running out of things to read.
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
To keep their nuts dry.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Urine over your head!
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Half of what it was last week
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
A pair of legs.
