What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL